Vick Sued for $63,000,000,000 Billion

[Fort]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html

As if Vick wasn't already in enough trouble. Now he's being sued by an inmate who claims Vick stole his dogs and fought them, sold those dogs on Ebay, bought missiles from Iran with that money, stole his identity, stole his intellectual rights, and pledged allegiance to Al-Qaeda. Can't Vick just stay out of trouble?

[Bagel]

WTF!?

[KGB]

FOXNews strike again!!!

Do they even site 2 independent sources anymore?

[Rush23]

http://images.gamedev.net/forums/one_million_dr_evil.jpg

[georgiafan]

This is auctally a few weeks old around here, I don't think it got much national press

[Fort]

For the record, this is the only time I've accessed FoxNews' website. They put 'Fox News contributed to this report' at the bottom without saying who actually wrote it. LOL, that's pretty pathetic.

[TheCh0sen0ne2334]

thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard.. the iran thing just blew it out of sense

[Charger]

Thats alot of cash.

['Sider]

Valtrex

[VMachinE89]

100 percent rediculous and 100 percent american i love it lol

[Fort]

I read some more about the guy who brought the lawsuit (which was dismissed by a judge the other day; another he filed against Vick in VA is still pending). He's filed 15 lawsuits, all of them that I can find anything about are hilarious. Here's a list of defendants from just one of his lawsuits (the actual document is here: http://www.citypaper.net/articles/2006-04-13/NC_FP_Lawsuit.pdf

George W. Bush, Hillary Rodham Clinton, James Hoffa, www.google.com, Pope Benedict XVI, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, John Deere, www.accuweather.com, Adolf Hitler's National Socialist Party, Roc-A-Fella Records, Shawn Carter (doing business at Jay-Z), Japan's Nikkei Stock Exchange, Gambino (crime family), Three Mile Island, Tony Danza, Islamic Republic of Iran, University of Miami, GEICO Insurance, Jewish State of Israel, Soledad O'Brien, Tsunami victims, The American Red Cross, Jessica Alba, Charles Moose, al-Qaida Islamic Arm,Fruit of A-Loom [sic], Outback Steakhouse, Donald J. Trump, Chris Berman, Shawn John Combs (doing business as Puff Daddy, doing business as Mr. Ditty [sic]), Vincent K. McMahon, Meals on Wheels, Saddam Hussein, Jewish workers at NBC/Universal, Elizabeth Smart, The Panama Canal Commission, Kelly Clarkston [sic], 13 tribes of Israel, Plato, Lincoln Memorial, Boris Becker, Various Buddhist monks, Christina Applegate, Jewish Mossad, National Vanguard Books, Mein Kampf, Venus Williams, Medieval Times, Denny's, Brotherhood of the Snake, Larry King, Larry King Live 9 p.m., Rastafarian natives, National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing, Ulluminati [sic], Wu-Tang Clan, Wu Wear Inc., Nordic gods, The Da Vinci Code, Sears Tower, Mike Tyson, Native American Fish Society, Green Bay's Lambeau Field, Pizza Hut, Ming Dynasty, Barry Bonds, Gangs in Hong Kong, Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, National Hockey League Players' Association, Philadelphia Eagles (2005 roster, including Donovan McNabb), The Waffle House

This guy is comedy gold...

EDIT: A few other lawsuits
http://casedocs.justia.com/michigan/miedce/2:2007cv13041/222743/1/0.pdf
http://casedocs.justia.com/indiana/inndce/3:2007cv00375/51741/1/0.pdf <--- Vs. Barry Bonds
http://www.simplegovsim.info/www/riches%20v.%20jewish%20mossad.pdf
http://www.simplegovsim.info/www/riches%20v%20doe.pdf <--- Vs. Goverment 'Snitches'
http://www.simplegovsim.info/www/riches%20v.%20military.pdf
http://www.simplegovsim.info/www/riches%20v%20identity%20theft%20inc.pdf

There's a few more out there in PDF form, too.