Your All-Division Team

[ShimSham]

Division Rivalries are one of the best things about the NFL. So many historic rivalries keep the season interesting for sure.

But if you had to make one team (for practicality, let's just say starters only), made up only of players within a certain division, how would you design the team? You can only use players currently on the rosters of the 4 teams in the division. Players on Injured Reserve are eligible.

And try not to be a moron and just say, "Everyone on my favorite team becuz were da best hurf durf"


NFC North

Offense
QB - Aaron Rodgers GB
RB - Adrian Peterson MN
FB - John Kuhn GB
WR - Greg Jennings GB
WR - Calvin Johnson DET
TE - Visanthe Shiancoe MN
O-Line - I don't know the other 3 teams' O-line well enough to comment

Defense
RE - Jared Allen MN
DT - Tommie Harris CHI
DT - Pat Williams MN
LE - Aaron Kampman GB
OLB - Lance Briggs CHI
MLB - Nick Barnett GB
OLB - Chad Greenway MN (think he plays the same side as Briggs but this shit isn't real)
CB - Charles Woodson GB
FS - Nick Collins GB
SS - Kevin Payne CHI
CB - Antoine Winfield MN

Special Teams
Kicker - Jason Hanson DET
K/P Returner - Devin Hester CHI - Not having the best year, don't doubt he can still do it.
Punter - Not Derrick Frost

[DomePatrol]

NFC South

Offense
QB - Drew Brees NO
RB - Michael Turner ATL
FB - Not really sure on this one
WR - Steve Smith CAR
WR - Roddy White
TE - Jeremy Shockey NO
O-Line - All i know is Evans from NO should be RG and Faine for center

Defense
DE - Julius Peppers CAR
DT - Sedrick Ellis NO
DT - Grady Jackson ATL
DE - John Abraham ATL
OLB - Thomas Davis CAR
MLB - Jonathan Vilma NO/ John Beason CAR/ Barret Ruud TB(Theyre all great.)
OLB - Derrick Brooks TB
CB - Ronde Barber TB
FS - Tanard Jackson TB
SS - Jermaine Phillips TB
CB - Ken Lucas CAR

Special Teams
Kicker - Jason Elam
K/P Returner - Reggie Bush( If not for his injury would be in the pro bowl as the starting KR)
Punter - Anyone who wants it.

[leftwich]

AFC South

Offense
QB - Peyton Manning IND
RB - Steve Slaton HOU
FB - Ahmard Hall TEN
WR - Andre Johnson HOU
WR - Reggie Wayne IND
TE - Marcedes Lewis JAX
LT- Tony Ugoh IND
LG- Eugene Amano TEN
C- Kevin Mawae TEN
RG- Jake Scott TEN
RT- Ryan Diem IND

Defense
RE - Mario Williams HOU
DT - Albert Haynesworth TEN
DT - John Henderson JAX
LE - Robert Mathis IND
OLB - Clint Session IND
MLB - Demeco Ryans HOU
OLB - Keith Bullock TEN
CB - Cortland Finnegan TEN
FS - Reggie Nelson JAX
SS - Bob Sanders IND
CB - Rashean Mathis JAX

Special Teams
Kicker - Rob Bironas TEN
K/P Returner - Jacoby Jones HOU
Punter - Craig Hentrich TEN

[kyhadley]

AFC East

Offense
QB - Tom Brady NE
RB - Thomas Jones NYJ
FB - Tony Richardson NYJ
WR - Randy Moss NE
WR - Wes Welker NE
TE - Dustin Keller NYJ
LT- Matt Light NE
LG- Alan Faneca NYJ
C- Nick Mangold NYJ
RG- Logan Mankins NE
RT- Jason Peters BUF (same side as Light but whatever)

Defense
RE - Richard Seymour NE
DT - Vince Wilfork NE
LE - Ty Warren NE
OLB - Joey Porter MIA
MLB - Paul Posluszny BUF
MLB - Jerod Mayo NE
OLB - Adalius Thomas NE
CB - Darelle Revis NYJ
FS - Kerry Rhodes NYJ
SS - Rodney Harrison NE
CB - Ellis Hobbs NE

Special Teams
Kicker - Stephen Gostkowski NE
K/P Returner - Leon Washington NYJ
Punter - Brian Moorman BUF

[CNStars17]

Division Rivalries are one of the best things about the NFL. So many historic rivalries keep the season interesting for sure.

But if you had to make one team (for practicality, let's just say starters only), made up only of players within a certain division, how would you design the team? You can only use players currently on the rosters of the 4 teams in the division. Players on Injured Reserve are eligible.

And try not to be a moron and just say, "Everyone on my favorite team becuz were da best hurf durf"p\


NFC North

Offense
QB - Aaron Rodgers GB
RB - Adrian Peterson MN
FB - John Kuhn(jimmy K is like a tackle, but idk who Kuhn is so, w/e he can be fb) GB
WR - Greg Jennings GB
WR - Calvin Johnson DET
WR- Bernard Berrian MIN(theres 3 Wrs...)
TE - Visanthe Shiancoe MN
O-Line -
Lt-Mckinnie
Lg-Hutchinson
C-Birk
Rg-sombody but MN's Rg
RT- Sombody but cook or hicks(does clifton play the right side or toucher?)

Defense
RE - Jared Allen MN
DT - Kevin Williams MN
DT - Pat Williams MN
LE - Aaron Kampman GB
OLB - Lance Briggs CHI
MLB - EJ Henderson(Henderson is better than Barnett) MN
OLB - Chad Greenway MN
CB - Charles Woodson GB
FS - Madeu Williams MN
SS - Kevin Payne CHI
CB - Antoine Winfield MN

Special Teams
Kicker - Jason Hanson DET
K/P Returner - Devin Hester CHI - Not having the best year, don't doubt he can still do it.
Punter - Chris Kluwe(my homer pick)

[mtk91]

QB: Aaron Rodgers (Jackson by this time next season... ;))
HB: Adrian Peterson
FB: N/A - Peterson runs best without a lead blocker :D
WR: Calvin Johnson
WR: Greg Jennings
WR: Donald Driver.. I wanna say Berrian so badly
TE: Visanthe Shiancoe/Greg Olsen Either one works
Same boat as Shim for O-lines.. but LT is clearly McKinnie, OT's suck in general in NFC North

DE: Jared Allen
DE: Cullen Jenkins
DT: Kevin Williams
DT: Pat Williams
OLB: Chad Greenway
MLB: EJ Henderson
OLB: Ernie Sims
CB: Charles Woodson
CB: Antoine Winfield
FS: Nick Collins
SS: Kevin Payne

K: ...Longwell? Hell if I know
P: ...Kluwe? Hell if I know
KR: Hester
PR: Hester

[Matt1]

NFC EAST

Offense
QB - Romo DAL
RB - Westbrook PHI (pretty much all the starting Rbs in this division could go here)
FB - Hedgecock DAL
WR - Owens DAL
WR - Burress NYG
WR- S.Moss WAS
TE - Witten DAL
Lt- F.Adams DAL
Lg- C.Samuels WAS (plays Tackle but oh well)
C- Gurode DAL
Rg- S.Andrews PHI
RT- Runyan PHI

Defense
RE - Tuck NYG
DT - Ratliff DAL
DT - Robbins NYG
LE - J.Taylor WAS
OLB - D.Ware DAL
MLB - Pierce NYG
OLB - Gaither PHI
CB - S.Brown PHI
FS - Dawkins PHI
SS - R.Williams DAL
CB - A.Samuel PHI

Special Teams
Kicker - Carney NYG
K/P Returner - Felix Jones DAL
Punter - McBriar DAL

[poutlipper]

NFC South

Offense
QB - Drew Brees NO
RB - Michael Turner ATL
FB - Not really sure on this one
WR - Steve Smith CAR
WR - Roddy White
TE - Jeremy Shockey NO
O-Line - All i know is Evans from NO should be RG and Faine for center

Defense
DE - Julius Peppers CAR
DT - Sedrick Ellis NO
DT - Grady Jackson ATL
DE - John Abraham ATL
OLB - Thomas Davis CAR
MLB - Jonathan Vilma NO/ John Beason CAR/ Barret Ruud TB(Theyre all great.)
OLB - Derrick Brooks TB
CB - Ronde Barber TB
FS - Tanard Jackson TB
SS - Jermaine Phillips TB
CB - Ken Lucas CAR

Special Teams
Kicker - Jason Elam
K/P Returner - Reggie Bush( If not for his injury would be in the pro bowl as the starting KR)
Punter - Anyone who wants it.

Here are some changes I would make:

FB: Ovie Mughelli
DT: Jonathan Babineaux is better than Grady Jackson
MLB: Beason(Has more upside than Vilma and Ruud)
CB: Chris Gamble over Ken Lucas
SS: Can't argue with Phillips, but since he's injured now, I'd put his replacement as Chris Harris.

[Colts44]

AFC South

Offense
QB - Peyton Manning IND
RB - Chris Johnson TENN.
FB - Ahmard Hall TEN
WR - Andre Johnson HOU
WR - Reggie Wayne IND
TE - Dallas Clark IND
LT- Tony Ugoh IND
LG- Eugene Amano TEN
C- Kevin Mawae TEN
RG- Jake Scott TEN
RT- Michael Roos TENN

Defense
RE - Mario Williams HOU
DT - Albert Haynesworth TEN
DT - John Henderson JAX
LE - Robert Mathis IND
OLB - Clint Session IND
MLB - Demeco Ryans HOU
OLB - Keith Bullock TEN
CB - Cortland Finnegan TEN
FS - Antoine Bethea IND
SS - Bob Sanders IND
CB - Rashean Mathis JAX

Special Teams
Kicker - Rob Bironas TEN
KR- Brian Witherspoon JAX
PR - Jacoby Jones HOU
Punter - Craig Hentrich TEN

Good list my differences in bold. There really are some tough picks in the bunch, with several positions being loaded.

Clark is the Colts second best option after Wayne. Should be going to the Pro Bowl over Gates. Bethea has played awesome this year with all the injuries on defense. I just wanted to put Chris Johnson on there b/c both him and Slaton are having equally great rookie years. Also Roos went to the pro bowl.

[Fred]

LOL at CN having mostly vikings on his time. what a surprise.

Also, tommie harris should not be on that list for the north. the dude sucks now. And I'd put Greg Olsen in at TE over Visanthe Shiancoe.

[Hombre]

AFC SOUTH

QB- Manning (colts)
RB- Steve Slaton (texans), Maurice Jones-Drew (jaguars)
FB- Greg Jones (jaguars)
WR- Andre Johnson (texans)
WR- Reggie Wayne (colts)
TE- Dallas Clark (colts)
OT- Khalif Barnes (jaguars)
OG- Eugene Amaro (titans)
C- Kevin Mawae (titans)
OG- Jake Scott (titans)
OT- Michael Roos (titans)

DE- Robert Mathis (colts)
DT- Albert Haynesworth (titans)
DT- John Henderson (jaguars)
DE- Mario Williams (texans)
OLB- Clint Sessions (titans)
MLB- Demeco Ryans (texans)
OLB- Keith Bullock (titans)
CB- Rashean Mathis (jaguars)
CB- Cortland Finnegan (titans)
FS- Reggie Nelson (jaguars)
SS- Bob Sanders (colts)

K- Rob Bironas (titans)
P- Craig Hentrich (titans)
KR- Brian Witherspoon (jaguars)

[moz]

SS - R.Williams DAL

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[mtk91]

LOL at CN having mostly vikings on his time. what a surprise.

Also, tommie harris should not be on that list for the north. the dude sucks now. And I'd put Greg Olsen in at TE over Visanthe Shiancoe.

Well, in his defense, we probably are the most talented team in the division.

[georgiafan]

Well, in his defense, we probably are the most talented team in the division.

7 of the best 11 starters in the divison is a bit much

[moz]

NFC EAST

Offense
QB - Romo DAL
RB - Portis WAS
FB - Hedgecock NYG
WR - Owens DAL
WR - Jackson PHI
WR- S.Moss WAS
TE - Witten DAL
Lt- F.Adams DAL
Lg- Seubert NYG
C- Gurode DAL
Rg- Snee NYG
RT- Runyan PHI

Defense
RE - Tuck NYG
DT - Ratliff DAL
DT - Robbins NYG
LE - T. Cole PHI
OLB - D.Ware DAL
MLB - Pierce NYG
OLB - Gaither PHI
CB - T. Newman DAL
FS - Dawkins PHI
SS - Horton WAS
CB - A.Samuel PHI

Special Teams
Kicker - Folk DAL
K/P Returner - Felix Jones DAL
Punter - Feagles NYGfixed

[Fred]

lol @ pretty much the entire dallas o-line being there.

[dlips]

lol, I'd choose Ethan Albright, Leonard Davis, Andy Reid, and Lawrence Tynes to start for the NFC East at SS before Roy

EDIT: Now there's a list Moz. Wish there was a way to get both Landry and Dawkins on there, and I'd also consider Andrews over Snee but its hard to argue consider the season Snee had and Shawn being injured. Also, TO, Moss, Witten, and DeSean would be a great passing attack. As for the running backs, it's such a hard choice, but I think I'd go with Jacobs.

[moz]

lol @ pretty much the entire dallas o-line being there.
Relax, I fixed it.

[ShimSham]

lol @ pretty much the entire dallas o-line being there.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/shimsham/287ek5t.gif

Keep your eye on #71

[Fred]

i like how 71 doesn't even move in that pic lol. like his feet are cemented to the ground

[moz]

i like how 71 doesn't even move in that pic lol. like his feet are cemented to the ground
That's exactly why he's 3rd string.

[Matt1]

fixed

want a medal? lol

[52Ray_Lewis]

i hope #71 is starting this week, Ngata should get about 5 sacks lol

[showtyme]

Division Rivalries are one of the best things about the NFL. So many historic rivalries keep the season interesting for sure.

But if you had to make one team (for practicality, let's just say starters only), made up only of players within a certain division, how would you design the team? You can only use players currently on the rosters of the 4 teams in the division. Players on Injured Reserve are eligible.

And try not to be a moron and just say, "Everyone on my favorite team becuz were da best hurf durf"


NFC North

Offense
QB - Aaron Rodgers GB
RB - Adrian Peterson MN
FB - John Kuhn GB
WR - Greg Jennings GB
WR - Calvin Johnson DET
TE - Greg Olsen CHI
LT- Chad Clifton on Bryant McKinnie
9virtually the same)
LG-Steve Hutchingson
C-Birk
RG- all of them suck so its a Toss Up
RT- Mark Taucher

Defense
RE - Jared Allen MN
DT - Kevin Williams MN
DT - Pat Williams MN
LE - Aaron Kampman GB
OLB - Lance Briggs CHI
MLB - Nick Barnett GB
OLB - Ernie Sims
CB - Charles Woodson GB
FS - Nick Collins GB
SS - Kevin Payne CHI
CB - Antoine Winfield MN/ Charles Tillman CHI(either or)

Special Teams
Kicker - Jason Hanson DET
K/P Returner - Devin Hester CHI - Not having the best year, don't doubt he can still do it.
Punter - Kris Kluwe

changes in bold of course

[HustlinOwl]

NFC EAST

Offense
QB - Romo DAL
RB - Westbrook PHI (pretty much all the starting Rbs in this division could go here)
FB - Hedgecock DAL
WR - Owens DAL
WR - Burress NYG
WR- S.Moss WAS
TE - Witten DAL
Lt- F.Adams DAL
Lg- C.Samuels WAS (plays Tackle but oh well)
C- Gurode DAL
Rg- S.Andrews PHI
RT- Runyan PHI

Defense
RE - Tuck NYG
DT - Ratliff DAL
DT - Robbins NYG
LE - J.Taylor WAS
OLB - D.Ware DAL
MLB - Pierce NYG
OLB - Gaither PHI
CB - S.Brown PHI
FS - Dawkins PHI
SS - R.Williams DAL
CB - A.Samuel PHI

Special Teams
Kicker - Carney NYG
K/P Returner - Felix Jones DAL
Punter - McBriar DAL

NFC EAST

Offense
QB - Romo DAL
RB - Portis WAS
FB - Hedgecock NYG
WR - Owens DAL
WR - Jackson PHI
WR- S.Moss WAS
TE - Witten DAL
Lt- F.Adams DAL
Lg- Seubert NYG
C- Gurode DAL
Rg- Snee NYG
RT- Runyan PHI

Defense
RE - Tuck NYG
DT - Ratliff DAL
DT - Robbins NYG
LE - T. Cole PHI
OLB - D.Ware DAL
MLB - Pierce NYG
OLB - Gaither PHI
CB - T. Newman DAL
FS - Dawkins PHI
SS - Horton WAS
CB - A.Samuel PHI

Special Teams
Kicker - Folk DAL
K/P Returner - Felix Jones DAL
Punter - Feagles NYG


LOL @ Gaither MFer lost his starting Job

[showtyme]

to who? wasnt he starting against the Browns?

[moz]

LOL @ Gaither MFer lost his starting Job
Sorry, one mistake. The rest is on point.

[mtk91]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v690/shimsham/287ek5t.gif

Keep your eye on #71

Look at Flozell Adams' old ass on that play too. I coulda got off the snap quicker than that

[Matt1]

Good work #71

[DomePatrol]

I really thought that gif. was fake until i saw it on NFL live. 3rd string or not its the fucking NFL how do you just not move?

[moz]

I really thought that gif. was fake until i saw it on NFL live. 3rd string or not its the fucking NFL how do you just not move?
It's called not knowing what the snap is on. Not defending it, but pretty easy to decipher.

[moz]

Look at Flozell Adams' old ass on that play too. I coulda got off the snap quicker than that
http://en.ce.cn/subject/doha2006/photonews/200612/12/W020061212362125835139.jpg

[DomePatrol]

It's called not knowing what the snap is on. Not defending it, but pretty easy to decipher.

But come on if justin tuck and company start running at you full speed it almost becomes just common sense and not even football knowledge. I understand he is third string but jeez.

[Maddict]

AFC South

qb: manning
rb: slaton, cj, mjd
fb: vonta leach (monster)
wr: aj, wayne, walter, harrison
te: daniels, clark
lt: roos
lg: pitts
c: saturday
rg: jags guy... forget his name
rt: stewart

de: freeney
dt: fat albert
dt: john henderson
de: mario
olb: bulluck
mlb: demeco
olb: adibi
cb: finnegan
S: griffin/ nelson
S: sanders/ hope
cb: dunta/ mathis

kr: witherspoon
pr: jacoby
k: bironas
p; i dont watch other punters rly

[moz]

But come on if justin tuck and company start running at you full speed it almost becomes just common sense and not even football knowledge. I understand he is third string but jeez.
Well I guess I'm still wondering why we are talking about a third string guard has any bearing on the all division team I posted. Even before I replaced two Cowboy lineman, none of them were Mr. Proctor so I fail to see how that example has anything to do with what I posted.

[dolphn]

AFC East

Offense
QB - Tom Brady NE
RB - Thomas Jones NYJ
FB - Lousaka Polite MIA (maybe a little homer, but the dude hasn't been stopped once when given the ball on third and short. Good blocker, too.)
WR - Wes Welker NE
WR - Randy Moss NE
TE - Anthony Fasano MIA
LT- Matt Light NE (Jake Long in a couple years ;))
LG- Alan Faneca NYJ
C- Nick Mangold NYJ
RG- Logan Mankins NE
RT- Vernon Carey MIA

Defense
RE - Aaron Schobel BUF
DT - Vince Wilfork NE
LE - Shaun Ellis NYJ
OLB - Joey Porter MIA
MLB - Paul Posluszny BUF
MLB - Jerod Mayo NE
OLB - Adalius Thomas NE
CB - Darelle Revis NYJ
FS - Kerry Rhodes NYJ
SS - Yeremiah Bell MIA
CB - Will Allen MIA

Special Teams
Kicker - Stephen Gostkowski NE
K/P Returner - Leon Washington NYJ
Punter - Brian Moorman BUF